{"product_id":"a-symmetrically-tentacled-friendship-paperback","title":"A Symmetrically Tentacled Friendship - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eThomas K. Slee\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGlixor is a Ulaxan. He has ten tentacles, fearsome mandibles, jowl flaps that vibrate when he's nervous, a crush on Meg Ryan. Oh, and he's a prisoner in a secret embassy submerged beneath Miami Beach.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs penance for their crimes, the Ambassador makes Glixor and his fellow inmates translate and dub human movies for the Ulaxans back home. As prisons go, it could be worse. He's got a viewing cavern, his VCR, his TV and his friends, and plenty of fish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHowever, Glixor can't stop fantasizing about busting out of the embassy one day. He wants to swim in the open water. Meet a human. Eat popcorn. Maybe even go to the movies for real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 84\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.2 x 7.81 x 5.06 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 15, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47761168433206,"sku":"9781923407046","price":17.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0754\/4569\/8614\/files\/k0v_orH5KF9781923407046.webp?v=1789606295","url":"https:\/\/outerrealmbooksbeyond.com\/products\/a-symmetrically-tentacled-friendship-paperback","provider":"Outer Realm Books \u0026 Beyond","version":"1.0","type":"link"}