{"product_id":"accidentally-yours-paperback","title":"Accidentally Yours - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJeanette Clarke\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLizzie Saltz just wanted to find her snack bag. Instead, she stumbled into a midnight ritual full of ominous chanting, black-robed figures, and what definitely looked like a murder cult. Naturally, she did what any sane person would do-\u003cstrong\u003ecrashed the ritual and handed out glow sticks.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurns out, they're not a cult. \u003cstrong\u003eThey're just a supernatural crime family with questionable morals and an alarming number of weapons.\u003c\/strong\u003e Instead of sacrificing her (or, you know, letting her leave), they \u003cstrong\u003eadopt her. Aggressively.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, Lizzie's got a lot of problems: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDarius, the broody vampire crime lord, \u003c\/strong\u003e keeps trying to intimidate her (it's not working).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLucien, the knife-happy werewolf, \u003c\/strong\u003e snarls at her constantly but melts when she boops his nose.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAzrael, the dangerously seductive demon, \u003c\/strong\u003e attempted to corrupt her soul but ended up getting emotionally compromised instead.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSelene, the flirty, chaotic witch, \u003c\/strong\u003e is way too amused by all of this and might be planning to keep Lizzie as her personal plaything.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBetween near-death experiences, an entire warehouse getting torched in her honor, and a jealousy-fueled bar brawl that almost started a supernatural war, Lizzie has one realization: \u003cstrong\u003eshe's completely in love with all of them.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 300\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.75 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 11, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47850105765942,"sku":"9798349451966","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0754\/4569\/8614\/files\/ErsyGguhR59798349451966.webp?v=1790167969","url":"https:\/\/outerrealmbooksbeyond.com\/products\/accidentally-yours-paperback","provider":"Outer Realm Books \u0026 Beyond","version":"1.0","type":"link"}